The final leap

Hello again.. =) Hmmm quite a lot of stuff happened between my previous post and this post.. Well... To start it off... Monday at school we were introduced to our new English teacher! Yay.. Pn. Sharlina is on leave.. Guess that bun is finally coming out of the oven.. ;) About time too.. I even thought the baby died in her womb or something.. =X I know im evil for even mentioning this... But I wish 'it' the best of health when 'it' finally pops out.. (i dunno whether its a boy or a girl so i call it 'it') Seriously.. I think its way past 9 months if im not mistaken.. =/ And her bulge aint that big either.. Well compared to all the other pregnant teachers lar.. Maybe its cuz the baby doesnt want to come out and greet its mother! :) HAHA! Well I wouldnt want to come out when i know that my carrier is a crazy, arrogant, grumpy old fart.. Im serious! She IS crazy! -__- Atleast she's on medications.. THANK GOD! She's known to pick up chairs suddenly then drop them; scratched blackboards with her fingernails all of a sudden; do weird and totally irrelevent acts in the middle of teaching.. =/ See what I mean?? They said she has 'penyakit sawan'.. Whatever it is luckily she's a lot better this year.. Havent seen her doing anything out of the ordinary YET.. Thats if you discount storming into class and starts yelling at us for no apparent reason; throw money at my friend Nissa (wtf?); rambles on about her husband (what the hell?) saying how good and loyal he is.. about how he proposed to her and stuff.. -________- Oh God... Who wanna know that??? Plus she usually teaches us the exact same thing for 2/3 days in a row.. asking us the exact same questions and asking us to copy the exact same thing.. sigh.. :( No one bothers to tell her.. Duh.. Less homework for us.. xD Anyway...... Our new English teacher is called.... erm.. Pn. Something.. =.= We hoped she would be better.. In a sense she IS but she's really arrogant and kinda stuck up.. =/ Anyway here's what happened..

We were discussing a summary in our textbook.. And Nissa came across JUSTIN's name.. -_____- Soooo.. recently she created a rhyme.. She calls it a rap but I dont think it deserves such big credentials yet.. =P So here's how it goes:

Justin's a dustbin

He's mother fucking disgusting..

The End..

-___________________-

Yes people.. 2 lines! Like wth... She said Justin rhymes with dustbin and also disgusting.. So she made this rhyme and when she saw Justin's name on the text, she drew a box around it and an arrow pointing to a spot on the page and wrote down this rhyme.. How sad.. Few seconds later th e teacher passed by.. Glanced down on Nissa's textbook.. Does the teeniest of double takes.. And BAM! Nissa NEARLY got demerited! xD

Teacher: What is this? Who wrote this?

Denissa: Not me.. *innocent look*

Teacher: Whose book is this?!

Denissa: erm.. My sister's...

Teacher: Are you sure its not YOU who wrote this?

Denissa: Erm.. yea..

Teacher: *takes denissa's exercise book from table and compared the writing*

Denissa: *heart beat quickens, is sweating and tries to look innocent*

Teacher: *puts down book w/o comment and walks away*

Close shave nissa.. ;) And nissa was freaking.. LOL..

Oh and Nissa... Here's to you : BOOKAKAKAKAKA =P

See how kind i am.. I wrote it in a code.. Anyway let me ellaborate.. Bookakakakaa = this guy in her B**** K******** class.. ;D According to her he's HOT and SMART! nyehehhehee... Go nissa! =)

And another interesting thing happened.. hehehhe.. Maddie is in LOVE! xD ahhhhh... Plus she was blushing and twiddling her thumbs while she talked bout HIM.. He's 16.. Smart too.. =) And she even dreamed bout him.. Hugging her and stuff while she went to buy something from a shop! hahaha.. Geez.. How marital.. =P

G-O, GO! Go Maddie GO! Go lets fight! Fight maddie fight! Fight to win! Win maddie win! :D

See i even created a chant.. =D

LOL.

Soooo lets see... Who did I miss out?? *pretends to think really hard* Duh! Biebie! :D Welll... biebie is also in lurrrrvvveee.. =P With ZOE JING.. :D

And i think he likes her too.. =) And I have the picture to prove it! :D

:D

HAHAHAHAHAHA! SEE! =) And they even named their babies already! -______- Dont deny it embrys! I witnessed it... -_____-

1. Chua Add Maths

2. Chua Phy-Sic

3. Chua Emb bie

4. Chua Bie Jing (me and nissa suggested :D)

Okay okay.. Enough.. So it leaves me.. Im single! And proud to be so.. Dont need no man.. ;) Im da president of the SINGLES CLUB! Too bad all my besties abandoned it.. :( So im recruiting more members so please dont hesitate to join y'all! ;D hahaha..

5 days left..

She starts polishing her demi-pointe shoes

With magic lotion to make it look brand new..

To signify purity and repentance

She's metamorphatizing!